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etio-the-archmage sent: *snaps fingers , you stand still and your mouth is wide open* If you have some "Amnesia" It will be fine. (I made a pun , not a actual effect) *pours 7 potions in*

She glares at him, “Your magic won’t work on me!” She snaps out after he forces her to drink those potions. “You’re rude!”

etio-the-archmage sent: *holding some potions* I got some sanity potions from my friend Daniel , As well as some tinderboxes , and Lamp oil. Now open wide.

“I don’t want to drink any of that stuff, so no!” She steps back and shakes her head.

thrillseekingkitten:

The Cat and The Clown on the prowl.

hiya-puddin:

She glared a little but didn’t say anything for a second, just went over to the main jewelry case, smashing it and snatching jewels before kitty cat could. “I don’t need him, ya know! I’ve gone solo!” She continued shoving jewelry into her bag. “I know you ain’t gonna give up what you have, but I can at least take what I can find!” She stuck out her tongue. “Should I be worried about Bat brains showin up? You know since he’s always followin his kitty like a love sick puppy?”

Watching her smash the cases, Selina rolled her eyes, letting her do what she pleased. Picking up more necklaces, she stuffed them down her bra securely, keeping eye contact with Harley as she continued to speak.

“Solo, yes of course. How long will that last?” She asked, raising an eyebrow at her in a teasing manner. “And Batman can show up if he likes. He will not stop me from doing what I’m doing.” Selinas usual sultry tone was present as she replied. Deep down, Selina had missed Harley. Missed the fun they once had, and the adrenalin they shared from mischievous ridden nights on the streets of Gotham and Arkham City. 

“Where have you been hiding?” She asked her, throwing the last of the jewels in a bag that was attached to her right hip, then proceeded to lean against the wall behind her.

Harley smiled, teasing. “Well aintchu lucky, above the bat brains angry fists!” She snatched up a few more things before spinning around. “I could ask you the same thing, Selina!” She hummed, bobbing her head as she thought. “I’ve been with my new puddin! Enjoying a less…hectic…life if you got my drift. Spending some quality time with Red and making new friends. How about yourself, kitty?” 

(Source: whoretense)

flykrypto:

hiya-puddin:

She squeaked, wrapping her arms around his neck. “Uh, Thatta way!” She pointed over in the distance, trying not to look down and trying not to choke him with her stranglehold on his neck from her fear.

{Jesus, she had a strong hold. He held her tightly, diving towards the direction where she pointed, easily sliding between buildings and waiting for more directions.}

M’not gonna drop you, if that’s what you’re thinkin’.

She murmured, “I know. I-I just hate hate hate hate hate heights!” She then looked around, and she pointed to a building to the right. “Thats my building, right there!”

(Source: theconcealedprince)

Anonymous sent: The Joker's dead. How do you cope?

I think even know I’d snap mentally and become unstable and violent. I can’t really say. I don’t wanna think about it…

flykrypto:

hiya-puddin:

She pales a little though its unnoticeable. ‘I uh guess! Just no funny stuff!”

You can trust me.

{Scooping her up bridal style, he flashed a quick grin before taking off, only slowing down once he reached a higher up building.}

Point the way, Harles.

She squeaked, wrapping her arms around his neck. “Uh, Thatta way!” She pointed over in the distance, trying not to look down and trying not to choke him with her stranglehold on his neck from her fear.

The Cat and The Clown on the prowl.

thrillseekingkitten:

hiya-puddin:

Harley had been staring at this certain Jeweler’s wares for several days now. Her urge to have them for herself clouding her mind. She wasn’t much for theivery but was surprisingly good at it and decided tonight was the night she was going to scratch that greedy itch of hers. In the cover of night, Harley made her way to the jewelry store. During one of her visits she had places a little device in the alarm system by the door so she could fry it when she arrived and it worked wonderfully. She quickly pick locked the door and slipped in, but was surprised when she saw a shadow against the wall. She grew guarded sneaking around the corner to see a leather bound women grabbing her jewels. She smiled, leaning against the frame. “Oh kitty! how lovely to see ya but I hate to rain on this lovely occasion. I want those jewels…”

A devious smirk grew on Selinas red lips as she picked up a precious gem before her, twirling it in a circle and inspecting it with admiration. Picking up necklaces and bracelets, she placed them around her neck at a steady pace, followed by gold bangles around her wrists. Her ears perked up at the sudden sound heard from the picking of the lock on the door. Selina narrowed her eyes, her focus straight ahead and claws at the ready as she waited for the body to enter the room.

“Harley.” Selina replied, raising an eyebrow at her and lowering her hands. “I’m impressed. But what the hell are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be catering to Clown Faces every need?” Harleys words were heard loud and clear, but there was no chance Selina would give up her rightfully claimed loot. 

She glared a little but didn’t say anything for a second, just went over to the main jewelry case, smashing it and snatching jewels before kitty cat could. “I don’t need him, ya know! I’ve gone solo!” She continued shoving jewelry into her bag. “I know you ain’t gonna give up what you have, but I can at least take what I can find!” She stuck out her tongue. “Should I be worried about Bat brains showin up? You know since he’s always followin his kitty like a love sick puppy?”

flykrypto:

hiya-puddin:

She nodded, spinnin around as he circled her. “That sounds like the tops! I’m up for it all!” She thought for a minute, “Though could we swing by my place? I’d like to change into something a bit less ‘villainess’ before I go out in public!”

Alright- we could hit the clubs just to wrap all those things together.

{Turns towards her a bit more, nodding.}

Yeah, sounds like a good idea.

You wanna ride there?

She pales a little though its unnoticeable. ‘I uh guess! Just no funny stuff!”

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